E-mail from Grandpa(w?) Don!

Donsandell@aol.com to me
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Thanks for your birthday greeting.



Thanks for your gsreeting It was very nice of you. I am glad you are busy. Lone, Grandpaw.

modernisme

EXTREME, How2BE

1. Change name (or middle name, if only going for moderately extreme--which, by the way, is completely contradictory to concept of BEINGEXTREME, which = TOTAL EXTREMITY at ALL TIMES,24/7/ 365 ds/YR TOTHEMAX!!@@.. got it?) to something like DAZZLER or MAGICO. maybe SPARKLEDELIVERANCE. Caution: end up like THIS & you've gone TOO FAR in the WRONG direction NOT my fault.

2. Train in an EXTREME sport, learn lingo and USE IT! I.e. Dory Quornlorn who's learnt to ROCK climb will tell you one time she pulled a DYNO before checking her 'BINER, but didn't have to BAIL bc she grabbed that CRIMPER.

3. Eat 9 (deep fried) Milky Ways & run up stairwell of random apt bldg screaming, "OHMYGOD IT SAID TO ONLY USE ONE" or "I SHOT JR."

Click this: http://www.veoh.com/collection/ftb/watch/v6400125hqfCmc7Q#

4. XX--TREEMify your FACEBOOK profile!! you + white hot flames! Like this:

BUT: Just cuz your name already resembles the word "fire," you have NO RIGHT to do THIS:

(in photo: Guy Fieri)

5. No exp needed; do what it says i know i do. 6. Everything redwhite & blue.

7. French Screamo

TBC